1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,280 Yes. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,560 Yes. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:06,200 Yeah. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,200 No, polony doesn't make you gay, sir. 5 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,640 I don't know why you have a burning desire to make out with a man. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,160 You can use it for anything if you bought it. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,800 That was me. That was me on the phone! 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,240 It's Flip! 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,560 Dude, your face! 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,600 There's camera. 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,720 There's a camera. 12 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,160 -He almost wet himself! -You got me! 13 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,200 I see you here 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,400 I see you there 15 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,960 I catch you on my camera. Oh, Flip. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,200 I think of resigning every day, 17 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,960 but then I remember that I didn't get a job interview for six months. 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,040 We throw everything here. 19 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,520 -I'll put this over there. -Yes, throw it over there. 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,640 Pierre Spies! Pierre Spies! 21 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,600 Are you okay? 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 There's a camera. 23 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,960 There's a camera. 24 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,120 -I thought you'd have a heart attack. -Did you see her face? 25 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,280 Saucers for eyes. 26 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,640 Guys. 27 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,720 Afternoon! 28 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,520 Can someone please help me? 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,040 Guys, someone's in the office. 30 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,320 Sir, can you help? 31 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,320 Both my arms are broken. 32 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,840 I need to go to the bathroom. 33 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,880 Help him, Kayle. 34 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,880 Can you help with my zip, sir? 35 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,240 -No, thanks. -Go on. 36 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,200 -I need help urgently. -No, thank you. 37 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,000 Look at his arms, Gavin. 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,480 Please, I don't want to wet myself again! 39 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,520 -You can make people touch you there. -Please go away, Kayle! 40 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,480 -It's really inappropriate, Flip. -Kayle, Kayle. 41 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,800 -Who's this Flip person? -Sexual harassment. 42 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,360 Dammit, Kayle! 43 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,200 It's me, Flip! 44 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,400 It's Flip! 45 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,360 There's a camera. There's a camera! 46 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,240 It's Flip, everyone. 47 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,400 Eww, he made an oops! 48 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,520 -Oh, wow. -It's just a pipe. It's just a pipe. 49 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,560 It won't stop. Help me. 50 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,400 -Help over there. -It's stuck! 51 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,880 I'm trying to open the zip. 52 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,000 Tjaart, get up. 53 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,760 Tjaart, it's sexual harassment! 54 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,480 Morning, morning! 55 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,000 Be warned. 56 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,560 Don't get a fright when we go inside. 57 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,520 There's bound to be a huge commotion. 58 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,360 Big day. 59 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,920 It's been a year since I became the manager. 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,240 So, let's go. 61 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 Look at that. 62 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,640 One candle. 63 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,120 Flip, what are you doing? 64 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,680 To be honest, I expected confetti, but this is a nice touch. 65 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,400 Gosh, Auntie. I know. 66 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,040 -But it's the first year of many. -Flip. 67 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,120 Flip. 68 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,040 Clowns. 69 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,080 Why give me a photo of Gerrie-- Oh. 70 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,280 Oh. Gerrie was the manager before me. 71 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,160 And yes, exactly a year ago today, he resigned... 72 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,040 from... 73 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,240 that fan. Well, there used to be a fan. 74 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,960 They had to remove half of it along with the body. 75 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,880 And it gets damn hot in summer. 76 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,200 Thank you very much. 77 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,240 Which isn't a great legacy to leave. 78 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,840 When I took over, with my own money, 79 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,600 I bought everyone a desk-fan. 80 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,120 It keeps you cool and can't carry your body weight. 81 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,120 Practical and refreshing, 82 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,600 just like me. 83 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,760 We didn't see it coming, did we? 84 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,000 Here one moment, gone the next-- 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,080 Dammit! 86 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,600 It makes you think, doesn't it? 87 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,800 Come closer, everyone. Come closer. 88 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,920 Move closer. 89 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,040 Let's have a minute of silence... 90 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,120 for Gerrie. 91 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,800 And... go. 92 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,040 Now we have to start again. Thank you. 93 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,480 And here we go again. 94 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,560 Ha, Bokke! 95 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,040 -Who wants a boozy brunch? -I'm in. 96 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,800 Bossman, it's not that kind of day. 97 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,000 Okay, boozy lunch. 98 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,520 -That rocks. -Yes. 99 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,120 Don't, don't. 100 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,880 We were going to have a quiet get together to remember Gerrie. 101 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,280 We just did. 102 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,040 Gerrie was a big part of our lives, Flip. 103 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,240 We need more than a moment of silence. 104 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,160 Of course. 105 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,400 He already has such a huge presence in the office. 106 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,160 Why wouldn't we want to talk about him all day? 107 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,280 When Gerrie passed away, 108 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,120 I was forced to question some of my life choices. 109 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,160 Then I discovered art. 110 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,920 I sketched Gerrie exactly how I remembered him. 111 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,800 It made me feel better. 112 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,520 I've sketched everyone in the office, 113 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,520 so when they... 114 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,040 their portraits can go up immediately. 115 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,000 Emma. 116 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,360 Q. 117 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,360 Flip. 118 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,040 Do you know what? 119 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,320 It's important to commemorate Gerrie today, 120 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,280 but it's also important to think about life. 121 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,400 So, let's forget about work today, 122 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,360 and think of someone still alive we can celebrate. 123 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,280 Today. 124 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,840 Specifically today. 125 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,560 -Can I just go home? -No. 126 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,760 I didn't know the guy. 127 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,160 -Were you sad when Madiba died? -Yes. 128 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,200 -Did you know Madiba? -No. 129 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,360 Exactly. 130 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,440 Flip, I can still make it to Stella. 131 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,320 Show some respect for what this day means. 132 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,800 All of you. 133 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,160 Two things could be true at the same time. 134 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,760 You choose what you remember. 135 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,440 Apartheid ended the same day democracy began. 136 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,040 I don't know why my staff miss apartheid. 137 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,240 I'm democracy. 138 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,880 -I'll open that for you. -Oh, thank you. 139 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:50,960 Oh, heavens! 140 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,280 No, wait. It'll spray. 141 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,720 -Give it to me. -No. 142 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,640 -I've got this. -No. 143 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,440 I'll take the risk. It was my mistake. 144 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,080 Not today, coolie. Not today. 145 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,520 Wise. 146 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,680 Yes, I think I made a friend. 147 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,440 A SPIRITED MAN WITH A ZEST FOR LIFE 148 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,880 He knew how to party. 149 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,400 He could. 150 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,400 It's a video, guys. 151 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,320 Nice, Gavin. 152 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,360 Well done, Gavin. 153 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,360 Thank you. 154 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,000 We're all here-- 155 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,080 Oops. 156 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,720 Great. 157 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,040 We're here today to celebrate a wonderful man's life. 158 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,200 Or wonderful men. 159 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,680 Flip, sorry, Emma and Q weren't here so I'll explain. 160 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,600 Gerrie hung himself because his wife left him. 161 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,960 No, he lost all his money in a pyramid scheme. 162 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,280 No, it's because his daughter became a lesbian. 163 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,960 Gerrie died doing what he loved. 164 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,720 Hanging around in the office. 165 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,840 Goodness, Flip. 166 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,360 Auntie Miems. 167 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,960 He was a good, traditional Afrikaans man 168 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,120 who cared for his staff. 169 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,400 He made us feel like part of the family. 170 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,880 I was probably the closest person to him out of all us, to him. 171 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,920 And he was very funny. 172 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,320 You know how we used to laugh so much. 173 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,680 I can't... 174 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,720 I can't, sorry. 175 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,000 He was good at checking in on us to see if we were okay. 176 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,320 If only we took the time to find out if he was doing okay. 177 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,760 You know his wife remarried? 178 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,800 Yes, but the guy she married is very ugly. 179 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,080 Gerrie was hot. 180 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,280 He had no reason to take himself out. 181 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,920 You never know what's happening in people's hearts. 182 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,200 If only we knew. 183 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,960 If only we knew. 184 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,200 If only we knew. 185 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,800 Gavin, my Indian friend, you're so right. 186 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,000 What's going on in our hearts? 187 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,480 Gerrie isn't dead because of 188 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,120 lesbian daughters and affairs and... 189 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,400 whatever you said. 190 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,680 He died because he never looked inwards 191 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,640 and asked, "Am I okay?" 192 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,840 I look at you guys and wonder... 193 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,120 are they okay? 194 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,680 I'm not sure if you know if you are. 195 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,960 But I... 196 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,760 won't bury a staff member 197 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,320 because they didn't know they were really sad. 198 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,480 This won't be pretty, 199 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,080 but today, I'm saving your lives. 200 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,960 Take off your shoes. 201 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,680 Tjaart, sit down. 202 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,680 Make sure your knees touch. 203 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,800 We need to feel each other. 204 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,160 I want to start by saying this is a safe circle. 205 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,600 It's a circle of trust with only love in the circle. 206 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,400 Everyone will get a turn 207 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,840 to hear what the rest of us think is the reason you would kill yourself. 208 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,520 -What? -What? 209 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,560 Something you might not be aware of. 210 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,880 -A blind-spot. -I don't need to hear that. 211 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,360 We didn't do it for Gerrie and the bad news is he's dead. 212 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,680 The good news is that I got his job 213 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,040 and now you'll all stay alive. 214 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,400 Let's start with Gavin. 215 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,080 Take everything you know about Gavin 216 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,000 and think why he'd want to end his life. 217 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,600 Gavin, looks quite happy. 218 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,800 Shut up and play the game, okay? 219 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,520 -It's life and death. -I don't know. 220 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,160 He's a nice family man. 221 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,000 Close family. Maybe too close. 222 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,400 If Mags or one of his daughters die, he'll have nothing to live for. 223 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,720 They're perfectly healthy. 224 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,200 What if a truck hits them? 225 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,720 Good grief. 226 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:23,600 If his family suddenly gets taken out by the truck, 227 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,920 or the night of the long knives, or whatever. 228 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,240 Then we know 229 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,280 to check up on Gavin. 230 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,600 -But I don't think it'll happen. -Never say never. 231 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,120 Joubert. 232 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,000 -Blind spot, anyone? -Pansy. 233 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,400 A bit soft. 234 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,840 You know, you're right. That's it. 235 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,120 I could never put my finger on it, but that's it. 236 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,160 You're a softy! 237 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,720 Especially for an Afrikaner. 238 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,520 You're not a proper man. 239 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,640 You braai with a Weber, and call the AA to change a tyre. 240 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,720 I pay for that service. 241 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,520 And your hands are too soft, as if you use cream. 242 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,040 You stop for directions, on the roads and in life. 243 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,360 That hurt. 244 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,000 A real Afrikaner man doesn't get hurt, does he? 245 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,160 -Hey, don't be sad. -I'm not. 246 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,640 Just toughen up. 247 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,720 -Okay? -Yes. 248 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,320 -Joanne? -No, thanks. Skip me. 249 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,560 Nope, everyone gets saved. 250 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,720 You care too much. 251 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,800 Shut up, Kayle. 252 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,360 Age. 253 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,640 You were so hot in your 20s, 254 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,800 your 30s, 255 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,000 some of your 40s, 256 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,320 but time comes for you. 257 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,800 -Yeah. -Caught Gavin. 258 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,680 Caught Auntie Miems twice. 259 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,960 Catches all of us. 260 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,600 Except for little Emma over here. 261 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,640 She's still young. 262 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,040 But you're not as young as she is, are you? 263 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,480 No. 264 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,520 That sort of thing makes one lose it a bit. 265 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,920 Menopause. 266 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,120 -Yup, all that stuff. -You're an asshole. 267 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,360 Okay, let it out. 268 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,120 I said I didn't want hear it. 269 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,720 -I'm trying to help. -Let's do you. 270 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,480 No, I'm just the facilitator. 271 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,400 You want to be nasty because you're hurt. 272 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,120 You can't take what you dish out, can you? 273 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,480 I can, but it's not about me. 274 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,680 Nothing you say will make me throw a rope over a beam. 275 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,160 Yes, because it'll break. 276 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,440 That was good. 277 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,480 Okay, my belly. I hear you. 278 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,960 I've learned to live with it. 279 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,440 I'm proud of who I am. 280 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,800 A little baby fat never hurt anyone. 281 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,280 A bit more than baby fat. 282 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,400 -Yeah. -Try to exercise a bit, Bossman. 283 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,400 Yes, but that's not the point. 284 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,160 But Flip, you eat in bed. 285 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,680 I didn't know the hawks were watching me. 286 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,240 I know a good dietician. 287 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,440 Proud of who I am. 288 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,440 -If it makes you sad-- -Gavin, show us your six-pack. 289 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,200 You don't have a wife and kids. 290 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,120 I don't want any now. I'm still young and sexy, 291 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,440 unlike Auntie Fossil. 292 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,000 You're not so young any more. 293 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 So in a nutshell, fat, bald, lonely. 294 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,160 -Yeah. -That's it. The circle's broken. 295 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,000 This isn't a safe circle with any love. 296 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,240 -I've got you. -No. 297 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,840 I wasn't-- Tjaart, sit! 298 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,400 I wasn't going to say anything, hoping someone would remember, 299 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,720 but Gerrie died a year ago. 300 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,720 What happened on the same day? 301 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,840 I got his job. 302 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,320 The same day. 303 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,560 I've been your boss for exactly a year. 304 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,320 And no one remembered. 305 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,600 But there's cake... 306 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,400 which I clearly can't eat. 307 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,200 So enjoy it. 308 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,720 Every last crumb. 309 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,760 IF YOUR NAME'S NOT ON IT, IT'S FOR EVERYONE 310 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,760 Coffee. 311 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,080 Yup, I love coffee. 312 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,000 -For sure. -Hey? 313 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,400 You can't find a good cup of coffee in Klerksdorp. 314 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,680 -Indeed. -You noticed? 315 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,120 I've actually been to Joburg. 316 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,000 Yeah. 317 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,680 March of '23. 318 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,480 -Oh, wow. -Yeah, yeah. 319 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,240 They make a great cup of coffee. 320 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,280 They really do. 321 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,800 I actually bought a coffee machine in Joburg. 322 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,440 Yeah, and imported it to Klerksdorp. 323 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,000 Dolce Saagio. 324 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,480 -I don't really-- -It was R20 000. 325 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,240 Gosh, that's... 326 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,680 Worth every penny. 327 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,360 It really is magnificent. 328 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,240 I'm mean, I'm not into fast cars or anything like that, 329 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,760 but you can drive my coffee machine. 330 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,880 Let me tell you, you'll go fast. 331 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,240 -Like very fast. -Yeah. 332 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,240 But... 333 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,600 the problem is, it only makes double shots. 334 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,400 It doesn't make single shots, 335 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,640 so I keep throwing the other one away. 336 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,840 -Oh. -Yeah. 337 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,000 So, if you ever felt like 338 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,400 having a taste of Joburg, 339 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,440 you know, 340 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,640 maybe you could come round. 341 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,000 Gosh, thank you. 342 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,520 How old are you? 343 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480 I'm 47. 344 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,000 -No way. -Yeah. 345 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,640 -No way. -Yeah, yeah. 346 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,240 My dad is 47. 347 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,720 Wow. 348 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,760 I see these dynamic people as my family. 349 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,760 I'm the father, of course. 350 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,960 I'm not getting smashed at the pub. 351 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,360 I'm a "there" dad. 352 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,480 There for school-runs. 353 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,480 Next to the rugby or netball field. 354 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,720 Or the curry-throwing competition. 355 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,280 I'm there. 356 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,160 But does this dad get a thank you? No. 357 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,880 The kids just want to know, 358 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,720 "What happened to our real dad?" 359 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,240 "Well, your real dad is dead." 360 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,360 So how about being grateful for what you have? 361 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,280 A "there" dad. 362 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,240 Write this in my diary. 363 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,280 Write, 364 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,000 "Dear diary. 365 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,120 Best day ever. 366 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,160 The staff celebrate my one year anniversary 367 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,040 and tell me I'm their best boss ever." 368 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,200 I'm manifesting, Emma. 369 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,040 And if it doesn't happen, 370 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,800 when I read this in 40 years, I'll think it did. 371 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,520 And because I'll think it did, 372 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,640 it'll be as good as if it really happened. 373 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,560 Right? 374 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,040 Yeah. 375 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,320 It's bad. 376 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,840 I hope you're proud of yourselves. 377 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,480 You broke Flip's heart. 378 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,680 What happened to the last heartbroken boss in that office? 379 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,680 Tjaart's right. 380 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,200 We have to do something. 381 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,520 I'm not apologising. 382 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,680 Guys, it feels a little unfair that we didn't get to me. 383 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,320 We didn't have all day, Kayle. 384 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,360 Guys, focus. 385 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,880 Guys, he thinks he took over the same day Gerrie died. 386 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,320 And you know... 387 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,640 Flip was the one who found Gerrie. 388 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,720 He called the ambulance, 389 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,560 and arranged everything before we got to work. 390 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,040 -Yeah. -Oh, I didn't know that. 391 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,440 Gerrie wasn't always great either. 392 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,880 He never remembered birthdays, but Flip does. 393 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,960 Yes, and flip is considerate. 394 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,560 He'll never hang himself in the office like a piece of biltong 395 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,960 for one of us to find him. 396 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,880 If he were to kill himself, he'd do it at home. 397 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600 With pills. 398 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,040 So that there's no blood. 399 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,560 Where we'd only find him weeks later. 400 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,560 By then, maggots would've started to feed, 401 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,400 and just a fat skeleton-- 402 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,800 Okay, Tjaart. We get it. 403 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,160 We're kind of leaving him in his saddest state. 404 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,360 Which is exactly what he's trying to prevent us from doing, you know? 405 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,840 This place never sells polony. 406 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,560 Like, polony is stored downstairs. 407 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,160 It gets shipped somewhere, and more polony is brought in 408 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,280 to be stored downstairs, but bro, like... 409 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,600 I never see them make a sale. 410 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,000 Flip. 411 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,040 What? 412 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,280 Please will you join us in the boardroom? 413 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,880 -Why? -Just because. 414 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640 Okay. 415 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,720 Okay. 416 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,120 Ugh, okay. 417 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,880 Flip, I don't like thinking of sad things about myself. 418 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,960 No one does. 419 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,040 Yeah, sorry, neh? 420 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,320 But on the flip side, 421 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,760 it's good to see the positives that make us want to live. 422 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,480 Flip, can you think of anything positive about me? 423 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,400 You're tall. 424 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,080 You're friendly. 425 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,680 -Okay, tall and friendly. Thanks. -Yeah. 426 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,160 Like a giant. 427 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,480 A skinny giant. 428 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,600 -We should call you Marius. -No, thanks. 429 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,920 Auntie Miems is next. 430 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,520 You never lie. 431 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,880 You always finish everything you type. 432 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,400 You look good for your age. 433 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,560 -Yes. -Yeah. 434 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,800 -Me, Flip? -Gavin, you're a good listener. 435 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,480 You love Afrikaans. 436 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,960 -Yeah. -You don't stink. 437 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,440 Tjaart, you drink every day. 438 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,120 -Flip, let's try something positive-- -No, that's perfect. 439 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,280 I work hard at it. 440 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,360 I'm glad someone noticed. 441 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,880 Thanks, buddy. 442 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,880 Joanne, you are... 443 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,000 very honest. 444 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,360 -Yes. -Okay, I'll take it. 445 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:40,280 Flip, you've been our manager for exactly one year today. 446 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,640 Thank you. 447 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800 You are... 448 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,360 stylish! 449 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,520 -Thanks, Flip. -Yeah. 450 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,280 -Kayle, you are... -Yes? 451 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,440 You are... 452 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,280 English. 453 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,000 -Speaks English well. -Very well. 454 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,720 -Good English. -Yeah, very good. 455 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,400 Emma, you're friendly and take good notes. 456 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,920 You're both friendly! 457 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,720 This is my first job, other than waitressing. 458 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,680 And the people here... 459 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,080 mostly hate each other, 460 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,960 but they like each other at the same time. 461 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,320 It's like a family where you can rip each other apart, 462 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,200 but everyone stands together against outsiders. 463 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,560 Like old friends. 464 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,240 All thanks to polony. 465 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,080 Pal-ony. 466 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,320 Pal-only. 467 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,800 I'm so good at this. 468 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,120 I'm actually in the mood for this. 469 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,560 Does the offer still stand? 470 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,720 My offer expired after an hour. 471 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,720 Sorry, you're on your own. 472 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,920 Oh, dammit. 473 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,600 I'm joking. 474 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,360 I can't watch you do that to yourself. 475 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,920 You're good. 476 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,320 If you've got, you've got it. 477 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,720 I swapped the can with another one. 478 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,000 -It's been quite a day. -Gosh, yes. 479 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,120 Go home, everyone. 480 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,480 See you, Bossman. 481 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,360 -Joanne, drinks? -I drink alone. 482 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,360 Bye. 483 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880 Drinks? 484 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,920 Oh, no. I... 485 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,160 No, it's fine. 486 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,320 Drinks? 487 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,560 Yes, with my brother. 488 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,440 -Want to join us? -No, no, no. 489 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,680 Send my love, but... 490 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080 Okay. 491 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,680 Drink-- 492 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,800 You're too young to drink. Go straight home. 493 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800 -Do your homework. -Have a good evening. 494 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,120 Sometimes, it's about the prizes, the legacy, 495 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,120 and being the best boss ever. 496 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,920 But what I love most is the love. 497 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,840 If the people around you love you, 498 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,520 nothing else matters. 499 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,960 And I am loved. 500 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,280 I probably wouldn't have been loved if Gerrie were still alive, so... 501 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,440 Thanks, Gerrie! No, wait. 502 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,080 Thank you, Gerrie. 503 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,800 Cool! 504 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,360 Yeah, I deserve that.